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Updated on: December 28, Jessica Amlee. Imagine having the power to turn a loaf of bread into a spiritual feast, all while wearing a robe that could easily double as a comfortable blanket. Imagine the fun of combining the sacred with the side-splitting, turning the pulpit into a stage for divine comedy. Priest Jokes are like those little moments of unexpected laughter during a sermon, where you realize that even those dedicated to the spiritual path love a good giggle.
A murderer is to be executed by an electric chair and the priest asks if he has any last request. The man asks for the priest to hold his hand.
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Needless to say, the priest was shocked. Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? Who won the race between the priest and the nun? Recommended : Rabbi and Priest Jokes. Knock, knock. Priest who? What do you get when you cross a priest with a dressmaker? Did you hear about the priest who gave his congregation noodles instead of wafers for communion?
He was a Ramen Catholic.
Catholic Priest Jokes
A shy priest greets the wedding guests at the Chapel. As the couple approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best speech anyone has ever heard. After the vows, the priest is extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone. You seemed like a different person when you were giving that speech! Recommended : Clean Catholic Jokes. A young couple dies on their way to their wedding.
Priest Jokes
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. This is the first time anyone has asked. The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?
Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?
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Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. Peter shouted. Why do priests boil water so often? They need to boil the hell out of it. A priest is being chased through the woods by a hungry bear.
As the priest is running, he makes an impassioned plea to God: Oh please God, in your infinite wisdom and mercy, turn this bear into a good Christian! Before he can get another word out, he trips over a log and goes sprawling. The bear catches up and approaches the terrified priest. Recommended : Church Jokes. Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome.
One has a cross in front of him, the other a Star of David. Many people go by but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops, and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar sitting behind the cross, but none give to the beggar sitting behind the Star of David.